Eight Maxim

1. Janganlah engkau MENUNTUT ILMU, krn pd dasarnya ILMU itu tdk bersalah……:O

2. Janganlah engkau MENIMBA PENGETAHUAN, krn di dlm sumur tdk ada PENGETAHUAN…….;)

3. Janganlah engkau MEMBALAS BUDI, krn blm tentu BUDI yg melakukannya….:/

4. Janganlah engkau MENYUMBANGKAN LAGU, krn LAGU yg SUMBANG tentu tdk enak didengar…..:p

5. Janganlah engkau MENGURUSI TEMAN, krn blm tentu temanmu ingin berbadan KURUS…..:O

7. Janganlah engkau MENGARUNGI LAUTAN, percuma deh… krn KARUNG memang lebih cocok utk beras……(y)

8. Janganlah engkau MERESAPI kata2 bijak ini, krn MERES handuk aja sulit, apalagi MERES SAPI….:D

Wrong Perception (Just Joke)

Ini adalah pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang mudah, tapi mayoritas orang jawabnya salah! penasaran kenapa?? just check it out!

lampu-lampu apa yang ada di persimpangan jalan?
jawab : lampu merah!!
benar : lampu merah kuning hijau

Ban Becak Ada Berapa hayoo?
jawab : 3
benar : 6 (3 ban dalem+ 3 ban luar)

kenapa mobil berhenti dilampu merah ?
jawab : takut ditilang, takut polisi, takut ketabrak
benar : karena di rem. (klo gak direm mau lampu apa juga pasti nyelonong aje)

rem itu gunanya buat apa?
jawab : yah buat berhenti lha….
benar : buat ngebut! (coba klo gak ada rem.. Rossi juga gak berani ngebut)

ayam sama telur duluan yang mana?
jawab : rancuh dan alesannya aneh2 dah…
benar : AYAM! karena ayam mengenal telur tapi telur tidak mengenal ayam seperti ibu kita yang mengenal bayi mereka, sedangkan bayi lum tentu mengenal mana ibunya

minuman apa yang paling murah di warteg?
jawab : air putih
benar : air bening. klo putih masih mahal (susu)

sebutkan 10 hewan buas dalam waktu 10 detik!!!
jawab : macan , ular, buaya, nenek-nenek, beruang, komodo, kamprettt…
benar : 5 macan, 5 singa!

ruang apa yang paling di takutin di RS…?
jawab :ruang mayaaaaat, ruang operasi…..
benar : ruang administrasi… hehehe,,

jam 12:15 membentuk sudut lancip berapa drajat ?
jawab : 90drajat
benar : 86,25 (itu ukur aja sendiri)

2+2X2-2/2 = ?
jawab : 3
benar : 5 (coba aja di MS EXCEL =2+2*2-2/2 )

jari kaki depan kucing ada berapa ?
jawab : 10 deh kayanya…
benar : 8 (itung sendiri)

jari kaki belakang kucing ?
jawab : 8 juga x… eh 10 apa yah ?
benar : 12 (cek aja pada si empus)

binatang apa yang jago berenang ?
jawab : ikan!!!!
benar : bebek (ikan mah menyelam, gak ngambang…)

petani indonesia paling gak bisa nanem apa hayo?
jawab :apel, anggur, arbei, pear… buah2an import!!!!
benar : pare (bayangin aja nanem se-hektar pahit semua)

punya uang Rp.1200,- beli permen Rp.400,- kembaliannya berapa ?
jawab : Rp.800,-
benar : Rp. 600,- (ini udah pada tau yah ?)

uang pecahan seratus ribu nol nya ada berapa ?
jawab : 5
benar : 20 (itung dah)

berapa berat badan agan ?
jawab : 50 Kilo
benar : W = m.g = 50 x 10 = 500 Newton

jika seekor kuda menghadap barat laut, ekornya menghadap ?
jawab : tenggara , timur laut!!! barat daya… duh pusing
benar : kebawah

Kereta KRL melaju ke arah barat daya, asapnya ke arah?
jawab : duh.. gak hapal arah gan kebelakang x
benar : gak ada asapnya gan…

bahasa inggisnya papan tulis!!!
jawab : blackboard!
benar : chalkboard (tes aja google translate)

jadi, masih kah anda berniat berpikir salah?

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There Will Come A Day

It's not easy trying to understand
How the world can be so cold, stealing the souls of man
Cloudy skies rain down on all your dreams
You wrestle with the fear and doubt
Sometimes it's hard but you gotta believe

There's a better place, where our Father waits
And every tear He'll wipe away
The darkness will be gone,the weak shall be strong
Hold on to your faith

There will come a day, there will come a day
Wars are raging, lives are scattered
Innocence is lost, and hopes are shattered
The old are forgotten, the children are forsaken
In this world we're living in
Is there anything sacred?

There will come a day, there will come a day
The song will ring out, down those golden streets
The voices of earth with the angels will sing
Every knee will bow, sin will have no trace

In the glory of His amazing grace
Every knee will bow, sin will have no trace
In the glory of His amazing grace
There will come a day, there will come a day

Oooh there will come a day
I know there's coming a day, coming a day

The Secret to Life Program

STEP ONE: SIMPLIFY

This is the easiest step. Throw away all the crap on your table and in your desk drawer that you think will help you. It's all junk that society puts out there to make you think you're doing something good for youself. Throw it all away. Start with nothing and you can have everything. Lug around your projects and you'll be chained to them for life.

Pick up a program on How to Simplify Your Life, execute on the tasks involved then go to Step 2.

STEP TWO: ORGANIZE

You know what you should and shouldn't be eating. You know that you should be spending more time with your family and less surfing the web. You also know that you should be exercising 30 minutes a day and have at least 20 minutes of uninterupted quiet time every day. You know these things, but you don't act on them because either you have poor time management skills or you simply don't have a very good plan.

Here's the secret of life answer to organization: blend your "must do's" with "want to do's". For example, dancing is a form of exercise (when was the last time you went dancing?). Here's another one: spending time with your family is easy if you team up on projects like your financial plan and bill paying. You can even buy board games that teach you how be wealthy while you're rolling dice with your loved ones.

It's okay to write your organizational plan down and reference it the first month or two. However, this is your life plan so I encourage you to build and enhance your daily activities in your mind as it will make you stronger as a person. What they used to call "character" in the old days.

Navigate to the links on the left (still in progress) to download the secrets of health, wealth, relationships and more. These tools are all free and may help liberate you from the hell you've been in for all these years.

STEP THREE: EXECUTE

Taking that first step out the door is the hardest thing in life. You'll need some motivational queues to remind you how to say "no" to crap that will consume your time. Once you've found them, start your journey and enjoy your life.

No matter where your starting point: just out of prison, handicap for life, a hundred thousand dollars in debt, or cheating on and divorced by a psycho spouse, you CAN start over and you CAN be happy. Happiness is a state of mind. Imagine you just won the lottery..........your attitude just changed didn't it? Think about it.

I hope you find this site fun and informative. I'm always open to suggestions, feedback and contributions (if you want to write). Thanks for visiting and come back again soon!

Dreams are Necessary to Life

Mimpi itu kebutuhan. Layaknya udara, tanpa disadari, aku,
kamu, dan kita semua membutuhkan mimpi. Mimpilah yang
menuntun kita atas apa yang kita kerjakan saat ini, karena
hari ini adalah jawaban atas mimpi kita tempo hari...